inhale. exhale. and listen. new TWTR.Widget({ version: 2, type: 'profile', rpp: 1, interval: 30000, width: 'auto', height: 200, theme: { shell: { background: '#fff', color: '#000' }, tweets: { background: '#fff000', color: '#000', links: '#19c2ff' } }, features: { scrollbar: false, loop: false, live: false, behavior: 'default' } }).render().setUser('saracynical').start(); Tumblr (3.0; @saracynical)http://saracynical.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4cab6588a69967dce7c6ea4e25afb02a/tumblr_mlnqvkjjRo1qe4vldo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50839833059http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50839833059Sun, 19 May 2013 14:51:52 -0400sharkoceanwaternaturefauna<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/762ee4897943e39c38b9900f4892dfe0/tumblr_mmx9fniDTm1qz6f9yo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f5855758be3ab9ac10bb0f459c0e1e1b/tumblr_mmx9fniDTm1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7b0b01eeefcff56211834ba0b1a2671d/tumblr_mmx9fniDTm1qz6f9yo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/50625977458/larping-league">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://adsoftheworld.com/media/print/larping_league_inhalers">Larping League</a></p> </blockquote>http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50776068375http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50776068375Sat, 18 May 2013 21:43:01 -0400this is gloriousBlack and Whiteaddslarpinglarping league<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1abf77f529479e3cfb7492f27b5e8173/tumblr_mmxjszBhna1qz6f9yo2_500.jpg"/><br/> Blood Splatter Mural on the Roof of the Met, Imran Qureshi<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a2d34ebf37a8cee821f99d74a42e5536/tumblr_mmxjszBhna1qz6f9yo3_500.jpg"/><br/> Blood Splatter Mural on the Roof of the Met, Imran Qureshi<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6d10cb4a98952ab9eea650adadb70064/tumblr_mmxjszBhna1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/> Blood Splatter Mural on the Roof of the Met, Imran Qureshi<br/><br/> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/50638060446/blood-splatter-mural-on-the-roof-of-the-met">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/skimmer/#/Photos//www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2013/05/17/arts/design/20130517-quereshi.html">Blood Splatter Mural on the Roof of the Met</a></p> </blockquote>http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50771612545http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50771612545Sat, 18 May 2013 20:34:47 -0400artthe metbloodabsurdartisan: meladoodle: we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the...http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50767152936http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50767152936Sat, 18 May 2013 19:25:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62ylozaqM1qbz8aro7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62ylozaqM1qbz8aro9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62ylozaqM1qbz8aro2_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62ylozaqM1qbz8aro1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62ylozaqM1qbz8aro8_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62ylozaqM1qbz8aro3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62ylozaqM1qbz8aro14_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62ylozaqM1qbz8aro15_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62ylozaqM1qbz8aro16_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50762417974http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50762417974Sat, 18 May 2013 18:17:19 -0400gifsandrew garfieldemma stonelovethreadless: This week’s Free Tee Friday is brought to you by the great city of...http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50757474902http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50757474902Sat, 18 May 2013 17:08:47 -0400giveaway<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cec4493fa101d71e773e81e29b6f589c/tumblr_mms4h2jDut1s9yhz0o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7362f28d4a550f05a2172b44dc52c7d9/tumblr_mms4h2jDut1s9yhz0o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/74a3a8f6410797f64529aecb30ba2034/tumblr_mms4h2jDut1s9yhz0o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4f7f3b038fe12d42ac4bc75bbf325b4/tumblr_mms4h2jDut1s9yhz0o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7177632ce423ddc6f7a73e70005a0eb4/tumblr_mms4h2jDut1s9yhz0o5_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b5821f9b1aad948d697412fac7efd73/tumblr_mms4h2jDut1s9yhz0o6_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/704ce5187228e564f1484a0e81fe41e9/tumblr_mms4h2jDut1s9yhz0o7_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b90adddffc549181774f9c69b388e610/tumblr_mms4h2jDut1s9yhz0o8_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://passionecouture.tumblr.com/post/50408896644/behind-the-giro-there-are-many-stories-made-up">passionecouture</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Behind the #Giro there are many stories, made up of joys and defeats, but also those who work silently behind the scenes, to put the athletes in a position to give their best during the race. We’ll give you a few moments captured by <a href="https://www.facebook.com/kramon">Kristof Ramon</a> during the rest day.</p> </blockquote>http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50752457294http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50752457294Sat, 18 May 2013 16:00:18 -0400photographycyclinggirocyclistbikesbicycle<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9760f232f259c359dfaab44cd3b0d4fd/tumblr_mmy57wdkww1r9cy38o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50747587501http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50747587501Sat, 18 May 2013 14:51:43 -0400slim shady<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ebd79c3918ff7a258d257efc38c92107/tumblr_mmvdv95CP31s80yyxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lexuswillow.tumblr.com/post/50548410500/this-is-an-old-family-picture-my-family-does">lexuswillow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is an old family picture.</p> <p>My family does not support my being in the LGBTQIA community. They actually are opposed to it. They tell me every day that its disgusting and that it’s sinful and I’ll go to hell for liking women. <br/> I moved out when I was seventeen, and in January I moved back in with them because I couldn’t handle everything that was going on. Every day one of my five siblings tells me to go back to Minnesota. My little brother Charlie (the black baby in the picture) is now 8 and he constantly physically attacks me and tells me that I’m not his sister and to leave. My other siblings make it very obvious and clear that they don’t want me here and my parents tell me constantly that they’re gonna kick me out soon. <br/> I’ve been saving every penny for a bus ticket to Oregon to stay with my best friend and today I found this picture in my sisters’ room ON DISPLAY. Not hidden. On display. They cut my face out of the picture.</p> <p>And that… That was just the last straw. <br/> I don’t care if anyone reblogs this or whatever, I don’t wanna get popular, I just want people to know that this is not what a family looks like. This is not something people should have to go through.</p> <p>This is no life.</p> </blockquote>http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50742795400http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50742795400Sat, 18 May 2013 13:43:14 -0400lgbtlgbtqlgbtqia<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ec96a4a73775b41f0242f4d538d83c04/tumblr_mmwcxx0l2L1qbh26io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.itsokaytobesmart.com/post/50579747308/this-magnetic-periodic-table-of-herbs-and">jtotheizzoe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This <strong><a href="http://www.instructables.com/id/Magnetic-Periodic-Table-of-Herbs-and-Spices/">magnetic periodic table of herbs and spices</a></strong> is cool enough to make even Alton Brown’s head explode. Full instructions on how to make your own at the link!</p> <p><em>(via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=595525787135103&set=a.456449604376056.98921.367116489976035&type=1">IFLS</a>)</em></p> </blockquote> <p>no wait. we need this in our future kitchen.</p>http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50620288383http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50620288383Thu, 16 May 2013 21:43:06 -0400interiorscienceperodic tableI just got my new bikini top in the mail today and I feel like I&#8217;m on top of the world.http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50617997404http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50617997404Thu, 16 May 2013 21:13:50 -0400personalwords<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7b8dc28f6127405f7d4925780a58f84d/tumblr_mmwrci1EGe1qa8q3yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.thedrunkenmoogle.com/post/50597189313/captain-kirk-star-trek-cocktail-ingredients-1">thedrunkenmoogle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Captain Kirk (Star Trek cocktail)</strong></p> <p><strong>Ingredients:</strong><br/><em><span>1 shot Amaretto<br/></span><span>1 shot Malibu<br/></span><span>1.5 shots Milk<br/></span><span>Chocolate Syrup (as much as you would add to a glass of Chocolate Milk)</span></em></p> <p><strong>Directions:</strong> Add all four ingredients into a mixing glass with ice. Mix well, and strain into a lowball glass. </p> <p><span>Drink created by </span><a href="http://aggressivecomix.com/">Aggressive Comix</a><span>, as part of their Secret of the Booze video series. Photography by Holly Jo Photo.</span></p> <p>video:</p> <p><iframe frameborder="0" height="281" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bklTS9jKPmM?rel=0" width="500"></iframe></p> </blockquote>http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50615059344http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50615059344Thu, 16 May 2013 20:34:25 -0400alcoholcaptain kirkstar trek<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f9b8d48c9c58b2ee4e88250928de0dd9/tumblr_mmvjhqMObh1qfyz2eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://arleneasuncion.tumblr.com/post/50556833703/did-i-tell-you-guys-im-making-another-book">arleneasuncion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Did I tell you guys I’m making another book?</p> <p>- arlene</p> </blockquote>http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50591203968http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50591203968Thu, 16 May 2013 14:51:53 -0400bill murrayartdrawingxxxyoloswagxxx: i really like matt smith’s doctor but i really don’t like moffat’s doctor who do u...http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50587375036http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50587375036Thu, 16 May 2013 13:43:04 -0400doctor whomoffatmatt smith<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46b48cb70a22006602f95d69787a0d77/tumblr_mmvbnvoI9b1qlpt2co1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50583739506http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50583739506Thu, 16 May 2013 12:34:34 -0400Black and Whiteselena gomezhair envy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a50e15ef3e6bd7d050adc2b2e6057a5b/tumblr_mmsryeu6Uj1qzqwamo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://threadlessrules.com/post/50547976865/calling-all-cycle-enthusiasts-want-to-win-200">threadless</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Calling all cycle enthusiasts!</p> <p>Want to win $200 worth of swag from our Bikes Collection? <a href="http://www.threadless.com/promo/biketowork?utm_medium=social_profile&utm_source=tumblr.com&utm_campaign=051513_pm_93">Find out how!</a></p> </blockquote>http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50580336659http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50580336659Thu, 16 May 2013 11:25:53 -0400giveaway Leonardo da Vinci's anatomical sketches: Leonardo da Vinci’s anatomical...http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50577255850http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50577255850Thu, 16 May 2013 10:17:36 -0400the most fantastic leo there ever wasartscienceanatomydrawingleonardo da vinciskeletalmuscular<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/01290dd8250038ef2d6a9cc84c93bdef/tumblr_mmuosoVTkH1ru2phvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://irrelevantinsights.tumblr.com/post/50506177324/its-crazy-how-far-down-the-tooth-goes-its-as-if">irrelevantinsights</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It’s crazy how far down the tooth goes. It’s as if they’re an enamel embossed spear that’s been hurled into an orifice. Seriously, look at how menacing these teeth are. I don’t believe there is a hell, but if there was it would have plenty of teeth decorating it.</p> </blockquote> <p>The human body has so many crazy structures that I think are really cool; teeth are not one of them. Teeth are so creepy.</p>http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50574408527http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50574408527Thu, 16 May 2013 09:09:01 -0400no thank youBlack and Whiteteethanatomy<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/39da5df45a0ebc9e2e23dfdbcba419e3/tumblr_mmuupi1PtJ1r3fhtgo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://redshift-13.tumblr.com/post/50513750413/a-mystery-of-the-cat-tongue-revealed">redshift-13</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A mystery of the cat tongue revealed.</p> </blockquote>http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50571790096http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50571790096Thu, 16 May 2013 08:00:03 -0400gifscatfelinesciencetongueanimalsfauna<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d8915ac2ee1155808cda14d0fc7f229e/tumblr_mmv1mrLcbJ1rywg6oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://youcanstilldieinthesunlight.tumblr.com/post/50524661387/medical-students-posing-during-dissection-of-two">youcanstilldieinthesunlight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="title loggedin click" href="http://i.imgur.com/s7NkDds.jpg">Medical students posing during dissection of two men, Anatomical institution, Uppsala, Sweden year 1900 </a></p> </blockquote> <p>Dissections in med school are going to be amazing.</p>http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50569454658http://saracynical.tumblr.com/post/50569454658Thu, 16 May 2013 06:51:32 -0400Black and Whiteanatomycadaverdissectionmedical school